A PM from the PM
Why does every Prime Minister persist in promising something "new"? More to the point, why do they always say it as if "new" is automatically better?
I would like to see a PM stand up and say, "I'm not going to do anything new. I'm going to carry on taking your money and flushing it down my toilet again and again, then paying several billion for a plumber to come and unblock the drain. I will fire several members of my Cabinet and re-employ them when I think you've forgotten their names, and blame them for every cock-up I make. I'm going to keep drafting pointless legislation, reorganising government departments and inflicting a series of objectives on the public services of this country until I grind them to dust. Just because I can."
At least then no one could accuse him of being dishonest.
PC Copperfield has been fantasising about a post in government, so why can't I?
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I would like to see a PM stand up and say, "I'm not going to do anything new. I'm going to carry on taking your money and flushing it down my toilet again and again, then paying several billion for a plumber to come and unblock the drain. I will fire several members of my Cabinet and re-employ them when I think you've forgotten their names, and blame them for every cock-up I make. I'm going to keep drafting pointless legislation, reorganising government departments and inflicting a series of objectives on the public services of this country until I grind them to dust. Just because I can."
At least then no one could accuse him of being dishonest.
PC Copperfield has been fantasising about a post in government, so why can't I?
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posted by PC Bloggs at 23:57
19 Comments:
Your post in government?...Secretary of State for Preposterous Little Puddings perhaps?
28 June, 2007 10:42
Fantastic, the New Home Secretary is a school teacher with no experience in Policing what so ever. Although her biography states that she has made good ties with local Police commanders, that'll be handy when we are trying to fight (said loosely as we have nothing to fight with remember)for more than a pitiful 1% pay increase this year.
28 June, 2007 14:40
That's convenient - because most police have no idea about "policing" either.
28 June, 2007 17:04
...and what makes you woodentops think that you are even worth 1% pay increase?
28 June, 2007 17:37
Hi there, Im a fellow author from Monday Books, I will link to you and add you to my other Police Blogs,
All the best
Mack.
28 June, 2007 17:44
Why does every Prime Minister persist in promising something "new"? More to the point, why do they always say it as if "new" is automatically better?
Here is exactly why; Because he can say what he likes about "new" things, and when we find out different he talks about something else "new" which he invests with whatever qualities he finds politically expedient at the time.
When the public at large susses him out for what he is, a 'new' one goes in and repeats the process. David cameron would be just as bad, in fact possibly even worse.
28 June, 2007 19:21
Yes. They are all the bloody same.
28 June, 2007 19:32
Question:
How many of the BNP are police?
28 June, 2007 20:01
Officially, none (The government made it illegal you see, as they correctly deduced that a policeman who joined the BNP would be obliged to split open the heads of naughty immigrants for sport on Tuesday, according to our secret entry rituals)
Unofficially, i don't know. I know we have some prison officers, and i think one stood for us at the last election.
I wrote about police taking 'An active role in politics' in a post on my blog a while ago, after talking about it over at PC copperfields blog. My post is here;
http://bnpandme.blogspot.com/2007/02/authoritarianism-via-police.html
28 June, 2007 20:48
So, the BNP is not a banned political party in the UK - and yet the government ahs banned police from being memebers?
Got to be a ECHR violation in that?
29 June, 2007 00:11
Anon 00:11
Yes it is in definate breach of the rotten HR laws, however there is a trick built into them. You see, in matters concerning the government, we can petition the european courts who will then effectively subpoena the government. However, so long as the government doesnt respond, the european courts have no jurisdiction to force them to or to impose any penalties on them.
So the government reads what the European courts sends them and if they don't think it is in their interests to respond, they don't. This little get out clause only applies to the government, no one else.
Either way id rather be shot of all European laws - based on the Napoleonic code as they are - and return to our genuinely libertarian common laws.
29 June, 2007 00:30
PC Bloggs, I didnt know you had a book coming out in Sept 07.
Ive already bought and read DCs and Chalks books looking forward to yours.
Good Luck with the launch.
Big Fella
29 June, 2007 00:44
the current spasm of tw*ts infesting this and other cop blogs with their comments - the fake met county mounty, now the fake totallyun-pc (follow the link, it comes up as tottalyun-pc), the d*ckhead here who claims amusingly that 'most police have no idea about policing either', shows only one thing:
you are getting under their skin.
this is a good thing.
i can't see how anyone other than someone like tony mcnumpty (using a few spotty work experience NUS-trained assistants to do the actual posting) would bother to begin such a campaign of nonsense.
can i suggest bloggsy (and others) that you go to moderated comments and don't allow these arsewipes to distract us from the big picture?
just a thought.
29 June, 2007 09:09
You tell 'em Metcountymounty
29 June, 2007 09:29
Can't have people disagreeing with you can you?
It's not fair. Especaillly when they wipe the floor with you.
29 June, 2007 09:32
"Big Picture" ? like getting your blogs published like Copperfield?
A suggestion for a working title?
How about: "Tales from the Sty"?
29 June, 2007 09:42
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