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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Children and Hypocrites

If police officers are called hypocrites when they are caught speeding, I guess Lewis Hamilton should be called the pinnacle of integrity.

It does stagger me what makes headline news these days. Even the story of a sausage-throwing twelve-year-old is in the news, mainly because the case against him has been dropped (after GMP logged the detection, of course). The boy was prosecuted because he already had reprimands - which suggests the little toe-rag needs to wind his neck in. However, it has transpired that he was also desperately ill with the most pernicious ADHD, otherwise known as Teenagerism, so therefore should not be held accountable for any of his actions.

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20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was hoping for some thing to make me laugh from this side of Christmas to the other, with a comment about the North Wales Chief Constable breaking into his own offices, will it be crimed, who will get the detection, etc.

18 December, 2007 19:50

 
Anonymous procurator said...

How can Mr North Wales' entering his own office thru a window be regarded as a crime? Where's the intent?

I think the Police must be target mad. Seriously, I do enjoy the quality and intelligence of this blog, although I missed the child sausage-throwing episode - at University we used to call that sort of thing 'tradition'.

18 December, 2007 20:22

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely little miss Sausage thrower should just be given a bloody good clip around the ear and told to wind his neck in......

Then we can get a Common Assautl clear up out of it as well.

18 December, 2007 20:53

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ADHD - that illness caught by eating a raft of fast food and never seeing a vegetable.
The idea of the Governments "five a day" crusade (5 portions of fruit and vegetables) on our local estate is...
(1) A bottle of white ace cider ((Apples))
(2) Smoking some weed/herb/cannabis (( Vegetable matter))
(3) Doing a rock (( Coca plant extract))
(4) Chase the dragon (( Modified opium poppy extract))
(5) And for the youngsters some Lambrini (( grape juice))

18 December, 2007 21:23

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

""Surely little miss Sausage thrower should just be given a bloody good clip around the ear and told to wind his neck in""

Gone are the days when trivial jobs could be dealt with by a word of advice.
NCRS says a crime should be put in - but NCRS doesn't give a disposal code for "officer advised offender as matter trivial - end of".
You can "street warn" someone for smoking pot, but not for a minor damage - madness !

18 December, 2007 21:25

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ADHD, also known as NBS [ Naughty Bastard Syndrome] or PPS [ Poor Parenting Syndrome ]. Or is it simply another tag generated by social workers to excuse criminal behaviour?

18 December, 2007 22:31

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your offenders to give the name and address of their local MP http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3662494.stm

18 December, 2007 23:07

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry last link didn't work try this one, second story, tagged offender http://www.bbc.co.uk/pointswest/latest_stories/

18 December, 2007 23:12

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon 21:25 - Looking forward to xmas off for the first time in 10 years?

19 December, 2007 00:14

 
Anonymous Inspector Gadget said...

I can't believe you are all taking sausage throwing so lightly! This is no laughing matter. What if the sausage was pork and the victim Jewish? then we could have a racially agg. offence. Come on people, think outside the box!!

19 December, 2007 17:09

 
Anonymous justacop said...

Trouble nowadays, too many kids with 'chips' on their shoulders, never mind sausages.

19 December, 2007 17:55

 
Anonymous Excessive Use said...

I remember the chaos here in Michigan when it was reported that there would be a Ritalin shortage. Heaven forbid we look for an alternative way to handle undisciplined youths.

19 December, 2007 18:48

 
Anonymous South Coast Copper said...

ADHD. . . otherwise known as "being naughty and abdication of all parental responsibility"
Anyone dealt with a kid with ODD? It's otherwise known as "being naughty and abdication of all parental responsibility". . spooky huh?

19 December, 2007 18:55

 
Blogger AngryDave said...

ADHD, is just a excuse for the little rats to say, "it's not my fault, i've got ADHD". Then they can be naughty forever and it is not their fault and they will never have to take responsibility for anything they do.
Apparently, something like 97% of the juvenile prisoners in this country have a recognised mental illness. Usualy ADHD, also known as naughty little scrote syndrome.

20 December, 2007 17:20

 
Blogger Howard Wilson said...

When I heard this on Radio 4's PM headlines, I thought "great that's another one for the 'pigs are bastards' file", unfortunately, when I heard the parent (mother) speaking (is there a father on the scene - I doubt it) and read the media reports, I can only come to the conclusion that the child is another uncontrollable little shit!

Pigs not guilty on this one.....bugger!

26 December, 2007 04:26

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ADHD - my son has it, it's hereditary in his case.

He eats lots of veg, very little processed food and goes to bed before 9pm. He isn't allowed to roam with gangs of kids, to the extent that most of the time our VERY energetic son is not allowed out at all. He isnt on Ritalin, as it does not seem to work if it's taken for more than about 3 years. And for the American commentator - In Britain the drug is heavily regulated, can only be initially prescribed by a Psychiatrist, not a GP, following lots of tests and assessments and a trial to see whether the medication actually works for the child (they dont always).
We parent him to the best of our ability - firm and consistant rules and boundaries - and at least it works with our youngest one! We also dont smoke, barely drink and, strangely, dont live on a council estate.

My son is still impulsive, loud,
agressive, unsure of the concept of safety, immature for his age, desperate for acceptance from his peers, and a target for olders kids.
To conpound it he also has High Functioning Autism - looks the same as you or me but basically can not understand the subtlties of communication - very difficult when you are desperate to fit in.

One of the reasons that so many offenders are ASD or ADHD is because they are not being diagnosed at a young enough age to be able to help them. It's a chicken and egg thing. Children with ADHD need firm and consistant boundaries and stucture to show them how to behave. And they need parents with nerves of steel to carry on when all you want to do is hit them hard.

We are presently trying to get him on a pre-offending programme as we recognise that he is at risk of becoming everything we dont want him to be.

29 December, 2007 16:06

 
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