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Friday, October 06, 2006

Dating in the Police.

For what it's like to be married to a male copper, see here. But what about when two coppers get together? Domesitc bliss, of course.

But we police officers never date our own kind anyway. After all, having spent twelve hours together during the day, stuck in a car with the same person and having talked about everything under the sun, you could not possibly want to go home and bitch about the same topics with them again. Being the broad-minded souls that we are, we cast a wide net to find our loved ones. Many of us choose to go far afield and do not date our tutor constable, nor even anyone on our shift. It is hard to believe, but a lot of coppers actually date people on other shifts at the same station!

This has its problems, here are a few of them:
  • You feel like sex at 3am when he is working nights.
  • He feels like sex at 7am when you are working earlies.
  • When neither of you are at work, you are both sleeping.
  • You end up ironing his shirts even though you swore you'd never be that kind of girl.
  • You deal with a prisoner he arrested the night before and discover that he couldn't be arsed to take any statements, write up a handover script or seize the guy's clothing. Ooh, there'll be trouble when you get home...
  • On the few occasions your shifts overlap, the sergeants won't let you near one another for fear you have sex in the back of the transit van.
  • On the one occasion you do manage to work together, you have sex in the back of the transit van.
  • The entire station will closely monitor the progress of your relationship, possibly even sending out emails to their colleagues with updates.
On a positive note, at least you know the other guys on his shift will stop making lewd comments about you (in front of him at least).

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's fine until you discover that she has been sleeping with others behind your back. Your shift know but don't want to tell you.
Hee hee, it happened to me years ago and i can laugh about it now.
It did make it incredibly difficult at work when it all came out and i was chomping at the bit to get transferred. A mixture of shame, embarrasment etc.
It may work for some but it taught me a lesson. i've never dated women at work since.

06 October, 2006 21:48

 
Blogger PC South West said...

I cant think of a worse relationship than to be with another copper. When I first joined the job I would come home and tell my wife all about my day, because it was exciting back then. Now its refreshing to come home and forget about my day, where I have had to tow the Political line for those upstairs. Forget about how I managed to claim 3 detections for the day with a couple of TIC's. Whatever turns them on.
As for others on my station who are emotionally involved, it's like you say, emails and gossip, it often ends in tears.

06 October, 2006 23:11

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been in four years, wouldn't trust a male copper to be my fella, know what they're like!!

07 October, 2006 13:36

 
Blogger Midlands PC said...

The other problem, which may occur further down the line, is if you get married and change your name to his - you will stop receiving some of the paperwork in your married name for a while, and while this doesn't sound too bad, it usually means shorter deadlines as you don't get stuff until later than usual. To compensate, however, you can help you husband out by dealing with some of his paperwork that you will inevitably get, as it's difficult to tell PC Bloggs from PC Bloggs if the originator does not bother with collar number! Not my experience, as my wife is nothing to do with the police, but I know quite a few couples who have either had this problem, or where the wife has kept her maiden name at work for exactly this reason!

07 October, 2006 15:09

 
Blogger PC South West said...

A mate of mine who is a PC on my team with 20 years service is married to a sergeant on same district. They managed to have to children now in their early teens, and still have good maried life.
It can work in some cases.

07 October, 2006 17:15

 
Blogger staghounds said...

Because it is IMPOSSIBLE that a WPC could prevent her knees springing apart when near all those fantastic men in blue...

Seriously, I wonder- is it better that one's beloved-

1. Know about all this ugly stuff we know about?

2. Remain blissfully unaware of the fact that his or her home is in the middle of a vast crime scene filled with predators?

3. Or start ignorant but gradually get filled in by the stories one tells?

For me, NO things at work, NO things in the hunt. Outsiders only.

09 October, 2006 17:07

 
Blogger Calabar Gal said...

There's the good and the bad side of every situation!! Its up to you which you choose to highlight and make prominent in your life!!

I think these are basic ups and downs that occur in any establishment.

09 October, 2006 20:01

 
Blogger Calabar Gal said...

Love your blog!! Its one of my favourite daily tonics!!

09 October, 2006 20:05

 
Anonymous non pc pc said...

been in the job a few years and in that time have been out with a few officers...not really sure its such a good thing, cant impress them with handcuffs any more :-(

and shame of shame i have to confess i did once go out with a member of the IPCC...she was a nice enough girl (sorry woman she used to tell me off for that lol)
give me someone who has no idea what we do any day of the week...much easier relationship!

10 October, 2006 21:00

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i used to see a policeman who was married his wife worked at the same station as him i like the uniform and hearing about the day they had i should have joined the police!

15 November, 2006 20:59

 
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