This is the official blog of ex-Sgt Ellie Bloggs. I was a real live police constable then sergeant for twelve years, on the real live front line of England. I'm now a real live non-police person. All the facts I recount are true, and are not secrets. If they don't want me blogging about it, they shouldn't do it. PS If you don't pay tax, you don't (or didn't) pay my salary.

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Monday, October 02, 2006

Watch MTV.

Apparently if we watch MTV, we will understand why teenagers behave as they do. Like most police officers, I have an insatiable desire to know why teenagers are how they are. It is something I wonder about constantly.

See this fight between teens. (I had to un-embed it as it kept playing automatically.)

In order to understand this video, I have just watched MTV for an hour, innit. This has caused me to beat up a stranger, get drunk, buy seven hoodies which I plan to wear two at a time, and get pregnant. It isn't my fault. If I see explicit images I am bound to want to stand in the street until 2am, heckle the police and wear a pink fluffy mini-skirt and a belt made out of metal joists.

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Blogger ExtraSpecialCopper said...

dat video is well bad innit ma home girl in da hood

03 October, 2006 08:41

Blogger PC South West said...

I expect Kusabi to suggest giving all school children a handgun so that they can defend themselves from such incidents.
Well it is America!

03 October, 2006 17:05

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me that all police officers are like you. If they are then my faith - and confidence - in the police force (not service) has been restored. Please tell me that real coppers are not like that idiot in the Met who tried to ban the word "Yob" to describe, er, yobs.
If you and Police Inspector Blog (and the much lamented World Weary Detective) are what coppers are really like, then I for one am going to sleep much better in my bed knowing that the police force is not full of politically correct idiots - but full of real people who, contrary to what we are often told, have heaps of common sense (and a very good sense of humour).
All power to you (well, actually no - you have far too much power as it is, what the the prevention of terrorism act and all that ghastly Labour legislation - but that's not your fault)

03 October, 2006 17:19

Blogger staghounds said...


The callousness of the savagery is what still amazes me. Like hyaenas. Not even any joy in it, it's just like making a sandwich to them.

04 October, 2006 19:46

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PC Bloggs can you please stop this playing automatically when you first log in to this blog? Its a tad annoying after a while. Thanks.

PS. Loving your work.

05 October, 2006 10:43

Blogger PC Bloggs said...

I am trying to stop it - bear with me! This is a test of my female brain.

05 October, 2006 16:03

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