This is the official blog of Sgt Ellie Bloggs, a real live police sergeant on the front line of England. It's not the official opinion of my police force, but all the facts I recount are true, and are not secrets. If they don't want me blogging about it, they shouldn't do it. PS If you don't pay tax, you don't pay my salary.


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Monday, September 01, 2008

You Couldn't Make it Up


I have just received my Ruralshire T-Shirt.














Sadly, now that I've blogged about it, I cannot wear it out in public for fear of shouts of "Oi, didn't PC Bloggs just get one of those - you must be her!" This is the kind of thing you have to consider when leading a double life as a police blogger.


You also have to consider what you will say when the PCs at the next table in the canteen start discussing police blogs in loud voices and declaring which one they like the most and whether or not they think you are "fit" in real life. My preferred choice is, "Bet she's a dog" and "That Inspector Gadget's selling T-shirts now, isn't he? Why don't we all buy them?"

Fortunately, this isn't a major issue for me because
(a) Blandmore Police Station no longer has a canteen. It has an Incident Room with a coffee machine in the corner,
and (b) No one would ever start a loud conversation about police blogs within earshot of the Senior Management Team, and you can guarantee if we DID have a canteen, there would be several members of the SMT in it at any one time.


Seriously, the T-shirt is rather smart, so I recommend them.

I'm still waiting for my copy of the book. I haven't actually ordered it, but I'm hoping one might arrive anyway.



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'Diary of an On-Call Girl' is available in some bookstores and online.

13 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

Or that could be an elaborate double bluff, such that if anyone sees you wearing it, they assume its not you!

01 September, 2008 17:21

 
Blogger Loops said...

I just have to say I have just discovered your blog through your book ... you ahve had me in hysterics all day - not getting the housework done on my last rest day! I am loving the writting on the hand - only last week did I have a hand covered in VRM's and my new Sarge's dinner request!!!

01 September, 2008 17:24

 
OpenID inspectorgadget said...

I have sent fourteen shirts to members of my own Force. Not that they know that. So if you see 15 officers from the same force wearing the shirts; one of them must be me?

01 September, 2008 18:04

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When they built the new station at you know where, the SMT had their own canteen, but it was called a restaurant, the canteen was for the plebs/and the station cleaners.

01 September, 2008 22:05

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I rather fancy one of those Gaget Tee Shirts, but now you have "come out" on this blog and fessed up to having one....If I got one people might think that I'm you, not that I would be ashamed to be mistaken for you, or anything, but ooooh ek, I might get mobbed or something by the paparazzi, especially as they might mistake me for that topless bird in the photo you posted a while back - with a "50" sign - to slow the traffic. I did think of trying that but I doubt that my chief constable would be amused, hmmm, but you never know!

Your blog is great and I have just finished reading your book. It's a good read which really did give me a laugh throughout. Your sarky humour struck a chord within me!
Soooooo Bloggsy, you're a bit of a rebel eh??? That is such heartwarming, reassuringly, exeedingly wonderful news. ;0)

Where would this country be without the "rebels", especially those with a very good cause.
DQ

02 September, 2008 00:12

 
Anonymous Moose said...

"I'm still waiting for my copy of the book. I haven't actually ordered it, but I'm hoping one might arrive anyway."

Well done Bloggsy, why pay for anything when you can get it for free or discounted. We all know where to go for the good deals, especially on nights. Not that we do of course because that would *cough* not be allowed *cough*

02 September, 2008 11:40

 
Anonymous max said...

Ive just finished your book and loved it. I have just started my own job blog and would love any feedback tips.

Thanks in advance.

http://fightingthegdfight.blogspot.com/

02 September, 2008 16:19

 
Blogger PC Bloggs said...

I am glad to hear people are still reading it. Anyone who hasn't, you'd better hurry because your copies of Gadget's will be coming this week and I will be holding a poll on whose is better and which of us REALLY deserves to be an inspector...

03 September, 2008 01:45

 
Blogger PC Bloggs said...

When I say "this week", I have no actual idea if this is the case. But some time soon.

03 September, 2008 01:46

 
OpenID inspectorgadget said...

who said anything about "deserving" to be an Inspector? and don't hold that poll, you will only distress yourself!

04 September, 2008 00:06

 
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