Easy Targets
This may startle some of my police readers, but there are people within Blandshire Constabulary who are prepared to stand up for their beliefs. Who defy the petty policies and regimes we are forced to obey. Who hold fast to their integrity while the world goes mad around them.
Yes, I am talking about the brave souls who submit items to the Suggestion Box.
In the Box, the heroes of the force speak up for all of us, and demonstrate that our leaders can and will implement changes.
Let me salute here a few of the intrepid folk who have made a stand for what is right:
- I salute the person who introduced timer switches for the lights in the police station. Now the stairwell is plunged into an economic blackness at 5pm, after which time the lights are hardly needed, after all.
- I salute the person who integrated two obscure forms into one, saving precious minutes for a handful of chaps in a department I've never heard of.
- I salute the person who got them to turn off the heating in the facilities manager's office.
- I salute the person who suggested we count our detections on a Wednesday night, instead of a Monday.
- I salute the person who ordered a new chair for the inspector, enabling response officers to use the old one.
These suggestions and more are published weekly with news of their implementation, to show that we really do have an open and constructive communication channel with the powers that be.
You don't see many suggestions up there to "shut down the auditors", "stop counting detections", "hire more police officers", "please, please, please let me die now".
Which must mean everything's fine.
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You don't see many suggestions up there to "shut down the auditors", "stop counting detections", "hire more police officers", "please, please, please let me die now".
Which must mean everything's fine.
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Copyright of PC Bloggs.
posted by PC Bloggs at 21:53
10 Comments:
Strangely, my suggestion of, "can we please email the crime reports to the crime input bureau instead of typing it out, printing it out, faxing it off then typing the bits out that they miss off it, has yet to be implemented.
Which is a shame, I was so looking fowards to receiving a pen for my brainstorming*.
*no offence meant, all you people suffering from epilepsy**
**is that phrase suitably neutered?
04 October, 2007 00:16
We put a suggestion in for "cub scout" type badges for uniform - showing who had done the ladder climbing course, who was "wham-ram" trained, who was an advanced driver etc....
This would assist supervisors at the scene of an incident.
Obviously it went in in someone else's name.
Yes - think of the suggestion box as a source of amusement - it's great when your colleagues get a letter on parade that they know nothing about thanking them for their suggestion
04 October, 2007 08:28
"I salute the person who introduced timer switches for the lights in the police station. Now the stairwell is plunged into an economic blackness at 5pm, after which time the lights are hardly needed, after all."
Should't you perhaps "fall" down those poorly lit stairs, then sue the SMT under health and safety regulations, thus wiping out any savings at the same time as "publicising the incompetence of the SMT"/"making some decent tax free cash on the side"*
*delete as appropriate
04 October, 2007 10:15
Tee hee!
When we put a suggestion in, someone at HQ sends us a pen with "good suggestion" on it. I assume this is their full time job.
04 October, 2007 10:16
anon 0828. I used to get a subscription to Police review and noticed how the quality and realism of the reporting went down hill over a couple of months and it started to resemble an edition of the sharp end. I then read a column from some job-pissed acting Sgt who has been writing for the magazine since day 1 of his probation and he suggested that Police officers should indeed have 'cub scout' type badges like he used to have in the army because displaying your skill sets openly is a source of pride and would help boost morale amoungst officers. That was very much the last piece of straw in the stack for me and I let my subscription lapsed.
04 October, 2007 11:46
I can see the scene now - Inspector approaches an officer at a major incident and sees the badges on their arm.
"ah, excellent, area car, public order, rapid entry, tutor, covert obs...... can you relieve that PCSO over there on scene guard, he's due off in an hour and can't incure overtime, thanks"
"er guv, I'm the only response driver on duty at the moment, there's only 4 of us on anyway, and am also off in an hour"
"thats not really that attitude is it..."
04 October, 2007 12:39
Should more of these be set up?
Securely, of course.
Just a suggestion...
04 October, 2007 17:06
Have you got your application for a visa to Canada yet, Bloggs?
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