Part Three of my Offender's Guide
Should you ever have the misfortune to be sentenced to life with no possible release for over ten years, take heart: more than likely your sentence will be greatly reduced on Appeal.
Here are some top tips for getting out of jail early:
Here are some top tips for getting out of jail early:
- Try to kill yourself whilst in prison.
- Commit your crimes under the age of 18.
- Commit your crimes over the age of 80.
- Spill the beans on all your mates.
- Just go for the Appeal no matter what your sentence - as you will have a different judge who won't have heard all the witnesses giving evidence, there is a good chance of success.
- Commit your crimes in North Wales. The judge will be too busy telling off the police officers to bother sentencing you too highly.
The last link is from a reader. It appears Judge John Rogers has a problem with police clanking into court in all their gear. I am torn between agreeing with the Chief Constable of North Wales and the Judge on this one: on the one hand you never know when a judge will leap over his or her bench and slap you about during your evidence-giving, but on the other, a court is hardly the sort of place you should expect trouble.
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posted by PC Bloggs at 19:57
6 Comments:
That judge is a total tool!!
It begs the question of who's side is he on?
I sometimes wonder.
23 May, 2007 21:51
I just want to say what a breath of fresh air your blog is. Someone taking an objective and often humerous approach to this mess we call a legal system. I wish you had delt with me when I had my trouble with the police(explained in weekly gripe comments). On this subject though I have to agree with the judge there is no need to dress like that when in court if he is not on duty, they have their own security.
24 May, 2007 12:04
Anonymous, as longs the judge insists on wearing his own full uniform including that silly wig, he has no basis to claim the the copper shouldn't be wearing his.
24 May, 2007 13:00
Furthermore to the above comments:
Imagine if there was trouble at the court- Would the police officer there be seen in a good light, having to call, er, the police, if trouble kicked off? (And it does happen more than you think at court).
I have known officers get grief for NOT wearing full uniform (inc PPE) at court.
Damned if we do, damned if we dont!
24 May, 2007 13:43
I'd get stuck on if I turned up for court without ALL my gear. It's 'policy' that we are ready and able to deal with disorder in court, which means full PPE at all times.
25 May, 2007 09:06
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