Feel reassured, feel very reassured:
The sound is not working on my computer so I apologise if the clip does not contain enough obscenities for my readers.
This is the official blog of Sgt Ellie Bloggs, a real live police sergeant on the front line of England. It's not the official opinion of my police force, but all the facts I recount are true, and are not secrets. If they don't want me blogging about it, they shouldn't do it. PS If you don't pay tax, you don't pay my salary.