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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Tagging

I have just been Tagged. For those of you who are now scanning my page for some sort of spraypainted logo, apparently "Tagging" means that I now have to repeat some kind of exercise being carried out on other blogs. This will involve overcoming my instincts and conforming to a movement where people with a common purpose copy each other to produce a sort of huge amorphous mass of repetitive material. As a police officer, I will find this hard.

In the name of which, here are ten things I would never do:

10. Watch I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
9. Eat tomato and cucumber salad for breakfast.
8. Pretend to be dealing with a burglary but secretly go home and back to bed.
7. Say "Innit" and mean it.
6. Buy a Citroen Saxo and "soup it up".
5. Forget the dates of birth of my own children.
4. Own a cat.
3. Stroke a cat and mean it.
2. Say, "Gosh what a cute cat."
1. Transfer to the Met.

Now I am supposed to tag ten more people. I have decided to tag five of my sidebar links: Bystander, Extra Special Copper, PC Dogberry, PC South West, Bitseach. And five randomly selected blogs: Monkeys for Helping, Funky Monkey Pictures, Kung Fu Monkey, Monkey Law, Recess Monkey. Well OK, so they weren't totally randomly selected.

Oh no, I just realised one thing I thought I'd never do was respond to a chain letter.

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15 Comments:

Blogger totallyun-pc said...

Hey, whats wrong with the MET....

Oh yeah, sorry EVERYTHING!

25 November, 2006 09:01

 
Blogger ExtraSpecialCopper said...

Ha! Love point number one!!

25 November, 2006 10:16

 
Blogger Magwitch said...

And what exactly have you got against cats?
Mine's anti-social, demanding, aggressive, constantly hungry, fat and very lovable.

25 November, 2006 10:52

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mets great - £6.5k pa more for doing the same shit but I've got a couple of hundred more peeps ready to kick the crap out of anyone who needs it once one of my less capable and overly ambitious colleagues winds someone up too much and they kick off. And did I mention the £6.5k??? :o)

metcountymounty

25 November, 2006 11:27

 
Anonymous JCA said...

Well, I don't know, Tomato and cucumber salad, assuming that there is no onion (as in an Indian Kachumber, which will live with you forever), is a darn fine start to the day on a sarnie, with smoked gammon, fried black pudding, tomato sausage and a couple of scrambled eggs with Cheddar. Think I might post a bit on that one soon. Go on give it a try, if you dont like it, feed it to some roving Tom Moggie in a back alley, then wait patiently for a visit from the RSPCA ;-) John

25 November, 2006 12:24

 
Anonymous Sayonara said...

I am right there with you on all the cat points.

The fiends are after our souls.

25 November, 2006 16:42

 
Blogger PC Dogberry said...

"This will involve overcoming my instincts and conforming to a movement where people with a common purpose copy each other to produce a sort of huge amorphous mass of repetitive material. As a police officer, I will find this hard."

Nice one Bloggsey my friend. Made me smile (not an easy task);-)

And it seems I am now the "victim" of this chain letter shenannigan. If I knew what to do with it, I might sucumb to my "Rain Man" like obsessive superstition and pass it on as intended by the originator!

25 November, 2006 21:46

 
Anonymous Sergeant Says said...

Bloggs. Tagging?? You're a pain. Station Officer for the next 4 months for you.

26 November, 2006 22:10

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carry on whining, carrot crunchers! I'll carry on taking my extra £££'s for doing all the same crap as you :)

27 November, 2006 11:57

 
Blogger Bitseach said...

Hmm... just back off leave and I'll have to be giving this some thought.

Mrs Bitseach has already done hers (link from my site - I don't know how to do them from here!) but now keeps coming up with more. Randomly. Like at 3am when I'm getting up for a 6am parade and she wakes me up to tell me.
I may have to kill her

29 November, 2006 23:32

 
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Blogger Allcarphotos said...

Excellent blog and thanks for the opportunity to share my thoughts here. I am putting together a collection of photos and information on Citroen and so far I managed to cover some of the models, such as the Citroen Traction Avant, Citroen Dyane or the extravagant Citroen C3 Pluriel. I hope you’ll find the website to be interesting, in case you want to pay it a visit.

Enjoy your day!

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