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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Another blogger falls

The day has come at last. PC Ellie Bloggs' secret persona was uncovered in front of a crowd stamping their feet and yelling. The identity of the mystery blogger has been revealed to be none other than ex-Formula One racing driver Michael Schumacher!




The blogging world remains unimpressed:

"PC Bloggs' identity was revealed months ago to be rally driver Ben Collins, so this is clearly just a stunt to get more readers." (PC Copperfield)

"To be honest, I've always suspected she might have been Schumacher." (Inspector Gadget)



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11 Comments:

Blogger Sage said...

nice one.... laughed so hard at this that the guys at work wondered what the heck was going on...

25 June, 2009 12:06

 
Anonymous Fee said...

And here was I, thinking you were Gadget getting in touch with his feminine side ...

25 June, 2009 13:44

 
Blogger Area Trace No Search said...

Hmmm. I thought (for the briefest of moments) you might have been serious.

Need some caffeine to sharpen me up I think.

25 June, 2009 15:44

 
Blogger blueknight said...

Well, in my mind's eye, she is certainly 'racy';

25 June, 2009 22:03

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, LARF, I very nearly wet myself. He he he he he he he he he.
Your comic timing is wonderful Bloggsy. Just when it was getting all too serious. Just what I needed, Thank you. You truly are a star! I would consider myself very fortunate to be working alongside you. Comic genius is a true gift.
Please keep it up, the troops need "therapy"...LOTS OF IT.....

26 June, 2009 01:55

 
Blogger The TEFL Tradesman said...

Mmm, and I think it's all over for you, PC Bloggs, now that Michael Jackson is dead. YOur secret is safe with us, though!

26 June, 2009 09:55

 
Blogger Inspector Leviathan Hobbes said...

I knew it! I did tell The Times a couple of weeks back, but they weren't interested. Apparently they were already satisfied that you are a racing car driver, so there was no need to 'out' you. Still, they gave me a £10 voucher for Lidl's for my trouble, so it was worth it.

26 June, 2009 15:46

 
Anonymous Pete said...

Namaste, Madame Author

Do the rest of you out here want a few more clues.....

28 June, 2009 19:33

 
Blogger blueknight said...

Pete,
Admittedly they never comment on each others blogs, - but you think she is Twining!?

29 June, 2009 21:27

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't need any clues Pete. I know that Bloggsy is really Jacqui Smith.......

30 June, 2009 02:39

 
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