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Friday, February 08, 2008

Pity the children (if they're female).

Children and Young Persons Act 1933
s.31. Arrangements shall be made for preventing a child or young person while detained in a police station, or while being conveyed to or from any criminal court, or while awaiting before or after attendance in any criminal court, from associating with an adult (not being a relative) who is charged with any offence other than an offence with which the child or young person is jointly charged, and for ensuring that a girl (being a child or young person) shall while so detained, being conveyed, or waiting, be under the care of a woman.

I am reliably informed that this section of this act has not been repealed or modified. Its very existence is probably news to most of us in Blandshire Constabulary. What it means essentially is that if a girl under 17 is arrested, there needs to be a female gaoler or police officer taking responsibility for her care. No mention of poor embarrassed boys.

I am glad to see that there is still room to accommodate such archaic legislation in the modern world. Without such safeguards, the delicate female young of this nation would surely fall prey to rapists in every custody suite. In any event, it is surely fair to say that if legislation has never been challenged, it doesn't really matter how sexist or otherwise it is.

Of course, back in the 1930s, it would have been hard to envisage a situation where a teenaged boy might find himself in the custody of an all-female cast of gaolers, sergents and PCs. Now, even in the 25% ratio of Blandmore, there could be days when that is indeed the case. Problematic, the day a defence solicitor decides to pick up this Act and wave it under the noses of a Discrimination lawyer somewhere.

Of course, the protection here is really for the male police officers who would fall prey to thousands of malicious allegations of sexual assault and worse if left alone with a female. I'm not so much insulted by this piece of legislation as left staggered at the naivete of it. In today's world, you're just as likely to get accused of sexual assault whatever gender you are, and whatever gender the subject is. That's called Enlightenment.

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19 Comments:

Blogger Drugsblogger said...

Hallo Bloggs,

I had to go for an...ahem, examination of a nasty little rash at the dermatology clinic recently. The sweet Doc was female and insisted on having an (also) female chaperone. Spare my blushes but it just makes sense these days for chaperoning if at all possible - and why not?

08 February, 2008 17:18

 
Blogger blueknight said...

And to complicate the issue further some of the female gaolers we had were not interested in boys, or even men

08 February, 2008 20:07

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really are keen to be offended, aren't you WPC Bloggs?

08 February, 2008 22:56

 
Anonymous Inspector Gadget said...

It must have been a NIGHTMARE in the police in the old days before female officers were allowed on shift.

I mean, who made the tea?

(shudder) Thank the Lord for equal rights!

(I could be dead now - Bloggs knows where I work)

09 February, 2008 00:59

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WPC Bloggs - you people really are so keen to be offended, aren't you?

09 February, 2008 11:46

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mind you if Sharia law was brought in, loads of females could be shagged whilst in custody and not only would the offenders not be punished but the woemn would be stoned for commiting adultery. Religion is great isn't it?

09 February, 2008 20:30

 
Anonymous Ordinary Joe said...

We are not that enlightened.

Male accuses female PC of sexual abuse while in custody. - Nothing would come of it.

Reverse the genders there and the guy would probably find himself suspended and awaiting the outcome of the internal investigation.

The way things are going you will soon see that male children will need to be supervised by a female PC too - because the paedophiles (who are always men in the press) are everywhere these days...

10 February, 2008 03:33

 
Blogger PC Bloggs said...

Ordinary Joe, you are totally wrong. It would be investigated just as vigorously if the genders were reversed and would be just as awful for the female PC. If anything, people might be more likely to believe the male prisoner, because we all know women spend their day thinking of ways to lie about men.

10 February, 2008 12:29

 
Anonymous liarliar said...

was that a lie ?

10 February, 2008 12:31

 
Anonymous Ordinary Joe said...

Hmm maybe my theory is wrong then.

I thought it worked like this these days:

1. The press has no need to worry about bias in their reporting.

2. The government writes half baked laws based on whatever happens to be in the headlines that week.

3. The police adhere to whatever the latest GovThink happens to be...



PS. Seriously, I'm sure any spurious allegation is a nightmare for any police officer accused.

10 February, 2008 15:32

 
Anonymous TheBinarySurfer said...

A few mates on the force (sorry, 'service') have told me if you can't prove you're squeaky clean these days you aren't in the eyes of the force (oops).

Whatever happened to the police getting the benefit of 'innocent until proven otherwise' - everyone else does!

10 February, 2008 20:13

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WPC Bloggs - what planet are you on?

A male prisione r accusing a WPC of sexual molestation would be treated exactly the same - if not pursued even worse - than as if the gender roles were reversed?

You really ARE keen to be a victim aren't you?.

Truth is, Love it would be ridiculous and everyone knows it.

10 February, 2008 23:19

 
Blogger staghounds said...

Quis chaperoniet ipsos chaperones?

11 February, 2008 14:24

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Quis chaperoniet ipsos chaperones?"

I guess they'll need some neutered PC's soon for this purpose...

11 February, 2008 17:40

 
Anonymous Ordinary Joe said...

Ops that was me

11 February, 2008 17:41

 
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