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Saturday, January 26, 2008


Last week I pointed out a story about policewomen's trousers which was widely ridiculed by the public. There were some who felt that women should not be allowed to look as smart as men and should just shut up and go away.

Well my stance has now been exonerated as the Met have launched a project with the London College of Fashion to re-design all their uniforms (I assuming this applies to both sexes). Whereas last week uniforms were just supposed to be practical and it didn't matter how uncomfortable or ill-fitting they were, this week uniforms "have a key part to play in giving a professional image to the public".

In Blandmore, policewomen are already trialling a uniform far more appropriate to our femaleness.

Copyright of PC Bloggs.


Anonymous ShexySam! said...

mmm... nice?! :s
What happens if the police actually decide they are going to use this uniform? It is all very well for the WPCs with model bodies, that you very occasionally come across, but what about the fat dy*es? The public will be mentally scarred for life when they see their hairy tree stumps!
Also they look a bit cold in the winter methinks!

26 January, 2008 18:01

Anonymous Anonymous said...

... and which shoes are going to be put with that outfit... although the shiney ones (right model) are probably professional looking, the trainer-types are surely better for running with?!

26 January, 2008 18:13

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bloggs, you want locking up for endangering peoples health due to excessive laughter when reading your blog, politically correct health warning head banner required I think.

26 January, 2008 19:14

Anonymous Inspector Gadget said...

I like the shades. A bit "Elvis" that's Presley NOT Costello by the way.

26 January, 2008 19:16

Anonymous notellin said...

Cool, the return of the WPC issue handbag. I hope they make the effort and have Prada or such design it. There's no point after all in drawing your baton in a flourish if its going to be spoilt by a tatty bag.

I have to say i was concerned about the lack of ankle protection on those shoes but at least they dont clash. Then again in retrospect stout footwear is of no extra value in comforting tearful children and women.

Ellie you'll be able to know your place and sit, demurely, in it in style.

27 January, 2008 01:14

Anonymous notellin said...

I must say i am quite relieved, these competent WPC's were starting to make me feel quite emasculated through their utterly unladylike like habit of breaking heads and taking names.

If they would only cease offering opinions life would start to start to make sense.

27 January, 2008 01:20

Anonymous Stan said...

Hey Bloggs,

Nice arse if thats you in the pic, if not i bet yours is anyway.


27 January, 2008 09:07

Anonymous Craig said...

I'm all for uniforms that are the utmost in practicality, but one of the most practical features is that it should be comfortable and ergonomically good for you.

27 January, 2008 12:19

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps I am just one who doesn't quite understand what "looks good" actually does. When I was a policeman, I prefered shoes that stayed on when I was at a dead run, didn't hurt at the end of the day, and protected my feet from most reasonable dangers. I included long trousers to be in the same category. A sprint pursuit through a thicket in a backyard garden is not a walk down a runway.
I'd bet that a thirty minute discussion with PC Bloggs would have given the designers of those pants a far better picture of what the well dressed officer should wear than what I see in the picture.

27 January, 2008 16:50

Blogger thinblueline said...

heheh bum does not look big at all...

28 January, 2008 08:17

Blogger Ash said...

Please tell me this is a spoof.
Poor womans ar*e looks like the rear end of an ocean liner!

28 January, 2008 20:56

Anonymous Ordinary Joe said...

My favourite police uniforms ever are those in Croatia. White clingy cotton with coloured belts denoting ranks (both sexes) and yes the women had skirts although I saw one in trousers so I assume they had the option. Of course what's practical and very attractive on young police officers in the med may not work so well over here. That said I did notice how very drunk war veterans would do anything they were told to do by attractive young women in white cotton...

28 January, 2008 22:33

Anonymous Matt Munro said...

Sexy - A bit more Cabin crew than copper though ?

29 January, 2008 12:45

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having just browsed through some of the photos, on other blogs, of the march through London, I wondered if anyone has thought of making female officers trousers from denim. There are some cracking shots of female buttocks held in taut, clinging, denim. Just a thought. Now off to rub myself down with a copy of the Police Review.

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