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Saturday, November 03, 2007

Such a good girl...

Shanazza is SUCH a good girl. Shy and retiring, she would never be caught disrespecting an authority figure or bullying a younger child. She's good at school too, passing her GCSE Drama first time!

This her mother tells me as I lead Shanazza, in cuffs and leg restraints, from the police transit van. On seeing her daughter, the mother bursts into howls of dismay. "What have you done to my baby!" I wipe sweat off my forehead to find the back of my hand smudged with blood. It isn't Shanazza's. As four other officers disembark the transit and join me in the "air-lock" to custody, her mother mutters that it doesn't take five big brutes to arrest one little girl.



Shanazza is eleven. She's gonna get arrested every day for a month. Innit.





Shanazza is now shy and retiring. I might even go so far as to say she is mud-streaked and forlorn, like an abandoned puppy in the rain. She shivers as she stands in front of the custody sergeant, who asks her age and immediately orders us to remove her cuffs. Which we do. She winds her fingers together and stares down at them while the sergeant goes through the circumstances of the arrest. She is clearly humbled at her surroundings.

This wasn't the case an hour ago, when we were rolling in the mud at the side of Blandmore's Ring Road with her. She'd smashed up a phone-box and bitten a passing ex-marine who tried to detain her for it. When the police arrived she muttered "Game on" and smacked one fist into the palm of the other hand. Three well-aimed spits, a Reebok-in-the-face, five guttural roars (all from her) and ten minutes later, Shanazza was trussed up with velcro restraints and thrown bodily in the back of the transit van.

After three hours of paperwork, she is charged with criminal damage and assault on four police constables, a gaoler and the custody sergeant (who rather regretted the order to remove her cuffs so quickly). In court she'll once more look like a puppy in the rain, and the magistrates will imagine we were heavy-handed. We might even find ourselves subject to investigation for assaulting HER.

Today another "good girl" has been picked on by society. Read the comments from her family. Where can I find some parents like that? Respect.

On the subject of restraining people:
I'd love to be the guy grappling with the screaming woman: watch how his colleague assists him when she kicks off.


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NB: I take no responsibility for the hugely offensive comments on the above video on Youtube!

19 Comments:

Anonymous Inspector Gadget said...

I think his partner is videoing the whole thing - it looks like he is doing a runner but I think they have a procedure for females or juveniles who kick off, i.e the get the EGT out asap. The other option is that he is a coward, we all hate that.

03 November, 2007 21:24

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notellin Said:

I think he is filming it, looks like a US police car but could be somewhere else.

They must have been dragged over the coals a few thousand times so they do it to protect themselves against complaints.

03 November, 2007 21:28

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notellin said:

actually looks like Japan judging by the writing on the roof of the car behind the numbers.

But i could be wrong though.

Bloggsy could job you made the point of disassociating yourself with those youtube comments which are just sickening. Its always depressing to be reminded how much hate there is in the world.

03 November, 2007 21:36

 
Blogger Beattie said...

I also guessed at the colleague videoing everything to cover themelves against a harassment claim later.
Either that or he's got some weird RSI arm freeze...

03 November, 2007 22:24

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to know slapperism isnt an English monopory

03 November, 2007 22:42

 
Blogger Metcountymounty said...

So gobby female slapped a Japanese (armed) Police officer who in turn gave her a slap back (in order to prevent further attack and give enough of a distraction to enable him to restrain her, obviously) and handcuffed her, at which point his colleague displays the "oh, for fuck sake" (or japanese version) body language and starts filming it (you see him take the camcorder out of the passenger footwell) to cover both their arses.

No problems there I think.

03 November, 2007 22:58

 
Anonymous steve at the pub said...

Er... that is NOT Japan.

It is Taiwan.

The writing on the car says it is the district of Da An, which is (an expensive) district in the city of Taipei.

For those "Japanese" commenters, the cars are on the wrong side of the road for Japan.

The language spoken is Mandarin.

The colour of the police car, and the lights, are typical of Taiwan.

The traffic, the streetscape, are typical Taiwanese.

By the way the women are speaking with a non-taiwanese accent

04 November, 2007 03:18

 
Anonymous anyoneseenmydog? said...

though if we tried to video this kind of thing happenin we'd be inestigated by the ipcc faster that gordon brown can back track on new budget ideas!!! i hate fighting with women, there mean and use pointy things, or just cry.

04 November, 2007 15:57

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Metcounty always blathers on so much about emigrating - let's hope his rudimentary sense of geography will get him there.

There again, no matter where he ends up, he'll probably think that he's in Japan

05 November, 2007 00:06

 
Anonymous NorthernPC said...

On a completely different subject WPC Bloggs, I recently spent some time at the hands of the NHS and used the Patientline TV/Phone/T'interweb system (flippin' pricey) and thought I'd pop onto your site whilst on the net in the hospital. Did you know your site is blocked on Patientline as it contains 'potentially damaging content'?

05 November, 2007 09:25

 
Blogger Clara Belle said...

My mum works in a kids home. One of the children there is 16 years old, he's been on strong drugs since he was 5 and wrongly diagnosed with ADHD (he chose to take himself off the drugs because he knew they were doing him no good) These drugs have left him the height of a 10 year old. A few months back he was up in court on 14 counts of assault some of those on coppers, most of them on members of staff (he even broke the finger of one of them) and one of them was for biting my mum. All 14 of them were thrown out of court, everyone involved believes that if he was the size of a normal 16 year old he would not have had them all thrown out, he does have a face like butter wouldn't melt.

steve at the pub: I'll take your word it's Taiwan...I thought it was Italy :)

05 November, 2007 19:05

 
Blogger jacquig said...

Just a friendly thought not necessarily related to this but sort of. Just saw some of your lot (and am barrister so not naturally friendly except half my family in the force) arresting someone. They could not have been more courteous caring and concerned. It proper made me shiver. Phone call promised, name and badge number given, credit to the boys in blue. I say boys because they were boys. But sweet, and promised me he would get his phone call. Unfortunately I kind of know they are wrong but I know which job i'd rather be doing. But we are grateful even if it doesn't always seem that way. xx

05 November, 2007 21:55

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

steve at the pub,
you seem to know alot about the East,
are you a mate of Gary Glitter?

05 November, 2007 23:23

 
Anonymous steve at the pub said...

East schmeast.

From here it is a shade to the west of north.

Gary Glitter was picked up in Vietnam. Which (to use the geography of where this blog is written) hasn't as much in common with Taiwan (or Japan) than Greece does with the UK.

Also Gary Glitter isn't one of my countrymen, he is English.

06 November, 2007 14:35

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with filming to prevent any later accusations.
Don't PSNI do it after they got some complaints?

I'm sure if the young women had been more combative the other officer would have stopped filming and taken some action but the first one had control pretty rapidly after she first kicked off.

08 November, 2007 15:31

 
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