This is the official blog of ex-Sgt Ellie Bloggs. I was a real live police constable then sergeant for twelve years, on the real live front line of England. I'm now a real live non-police person. All the facts I recount are true, and are not secrets. If they don't want me blogging about it, they shouldn't do it. PS If you don't pay tax, you don't (or didn't) pay my salary.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

A Meeting of Mimes

The life of a police blogger can be a double-edged sword.

On the one hand, you get to communicate with fellow-minded and abusive readers the world over, publish all kinds of crap you thought you could never say out loud, earn hard cash from said publications, and nudge on the beginnings of political change in this country. On the other hand, what's any of it for if you can't claim the credit?

I am excited, therefore, to announce that in about a month's time I will be chinning back some beers (or delicately sipping at some mulled wine, depending on how things go), with none other than the esteemed Inspector Gadget.

I suspect that Gadget isn't exactly like me. He's a lot older, for a start. And A LOT maler. He's got a somewhat bigger vocabulary, probably a much bigger car, and has far more people calling him "sir" every day.

But we do have something in common. We both spend our day fuming about the decay of commonsense, the sad waste of human potential, the even sadder waste of public money, and the political hypocrisy that drives it all. We get our hands dirty typing it furiously into our blogs, sharing it with the world, by turns angering or entertaining our readers and ourselves. We can do this with some authority, because by night, we are both out on the streets getting our hands even dirtier dealing with the reality of it.

We will be posting about the meeting after we've had it. And encouraging your feedback. This may be the start of a beautiful friendship.

It's not about changing the world. To be honest, it's mostly about cracking a few jokes at the expense of reactionaries and bureaucrats. It's about showing you, the reader, what the police really do. WHY we do what we do and HOW. The rest is up to you.

Copyright of PC Bloggs.


Blogger Paradise Driver said...

I am speechless.


20 November, 2007 05:23

Blogger kingmagic said...

Hope you both have a nice time.

You should start off with a few Barley Wines then move onto some Cripple Cock Cider before going to a local discotheque and making some shapes on the dance floor.

Then you could both cause a fight, or interupt someones elses fight and batter someones gob in whilst sustaing an indeterminate injury through joining in with the fisticuff fun.

Then to round off the night you could attend the local A/E after hours social club and meet up with other like minded souls.

Thats what I intend to do on my next night off duty!!!

All the best...kingmagic.

20 November, 2007 13:42

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to be a fly-on-the-wall at that night! If it's anything like any other Job piss-up I've been to you'll both be completely p####d by about 7pm and end up getting a lift home with the Night Duty van at about 3 in the morning! Hope you both put the world to rights anyway.

20 November, 2007 16:34

Blogger Metcountymounty said...

I bet the PSD offices in both your respective forces will be pissing themselves stupid trying to find out which pub this is going to be at, unless of course its a bluff and you've already had it.

Or perhaps its a double bluff and you thought they might think that so you really are publishing in advance.

Who cares, hope the book is still selling well, have a good night!

20 November, 2007 21:14

Anonymous Twining said...

Bloggs, I am confused! One day I am on your side bar, the next day I am removed! Argh! Have I said something out of place to befit this terible misfortune? No binge drinking please, a tipple maybe, but one expects that you may even wear a posh dress or are you really going for the baggy trousers? Alas I must now go.

21 November, 2007 11:11

Blogger alanorei said...

Have a good meeting.

I am sure you will share a drink in honour of DC Corbett, who is now no longer critical.

21 November, 2007 14:18

Blogger alanorei said...

On a different note, Mel Phillips is at large again.

She has more comebacks than Sideshow Bob.

Oddly enough, there is a character called Sideshow Mel, who is also multi-talented.

21 November, 2007 14:20

Anonymous ted said...

Meeting of Mimes?

Or meeting of memes?

21 November, 2007 16:55

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent post Bloggs, and great news about DC Corbett.

21 November, 2007 19:07

Blogger Bitseach said...

ooh I hope you both don't really dress like mime "artists". They really give me the creeps.

Besides, isn't "whiteface" kinda racist these days??


25 November, 2007 20:58

Blogger Whichendbites said...

I wonder what the outcome of such a relationship will look like ?

25 November, 2007 21:33

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PC Bloggs, you are a star, truly.


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