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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Blandmore Press Release:

Following a recent spate of crime in Blandmore, police are advising the public of some simple steps they can take to avoid falling prey:
  • Do not use your mobile in public places. Peferably mobiles should be used only in the privacy of your own home.
  • Do not listen to your iPod in the street.
  • Do not buy expensive items for use outside the home.
  • Do not go out with your mates.
  • Do not drive.
If the worst happens and you do get mugged, make sure to get the registration number, description, name and address of the offender. If you cannot even manage that, don't bother calling us as there is bugger all we can do.

Above all, remember: we do not live in a free society. You cannot expect the police and law-makers to prevent crime - it is up to you to avoid it.

Stay safe out there!

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Bloggsie

AMAR

Another one for the scrap book.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,175-2581298,00.html

If there is a conviction rate of only 5% for rape, then surely the corollary is that 95% of rape allegations are proven lies.

This is a scandal insofar that the majority of women are allowed to get away scotfree in falsely alleging rape.

03 February, 2007 12:51

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and if you do try and resist the robber, be aware that as you will be the only person that the Police have any details of, you are likely to be arrested (for something or other) taken to a Police station and processed.

Hey, it's a detection...

03 February, 2007 14:55

 
Blogger PC Bloggs said...

amar you are so right - just think of those 95% of burglars who are wrongfully prosecuted but we know the little angels are innocent...

03 February, 2007 17:22

 
Blogger PC South West said...

To avoid being a victim of crime you should become a nomadic tribe member in a far off land that is only inhabited by lizards and cacti. What about locking the bloody criminals up and protecting the public?

PS have you seen my post about word verification?

04 February, 2007 18:11

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amar

Your comments on rape become rather tedious. The corollary of the statistics are that 95% of rapes are 1)the victim is unwilling to go through the trauma of testifying or 2) unprovable. While some of the latter are because the allegation is a lie, much of the time it is her word against his with little corroborative facts and so no conviction is possible. For that same reason, it is impossible to convict the complainant of lying.

05 February, 2007 10:49

 
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