Just put icing on me and call me Detective.
I will not announce my suspicions online in case I libel someone or something, but if I am right be assured I will gloat about it a lot and submit an application to CID.
This is the official blog of ex-Sgt Ellie Bloggs. I was a real live police constable then sergeant for twelve years, on the real live front line of England. I'm now a real live non-police person. All the facts I recount are true, and are not secrets. If they don't want me blogging about it, they shouldn't do it. PS If you don't pay tax, you don't (or didn't) pay my salary.