On 14th February I posted: '"It's ALL QUIET in Blandmore at the moment. I'm not supposed to use the Q-word, but I do so in the hope that it will prompt a flurry of rapes, murders and kidnappings."
It did.
It did.
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posted by PC Bloggs at 21:14
18 Comments:
never, ever use the Q word.
08 March, 2008 21:44
or the r word. Its not nice getting caught out in the ra*n
08 March, 2008 21:46
Agreed, never ever ever ever ever etc to n iterations use the Q word
08 March, 2008 22:45
I find saying 'would anyone like a cup of tea?' normally causes the radio to burst into life...
08 March, 2008 22:45
jez, PC Rain is the best public order officer ever. Personally I actually like working in the rain, the only people hanging around are us, paramedics and stupid people, many of whom are scrotes.
09 March, 2008 10:36
Rain! Gods policeman, wonderful stuff ;o)
Dave the Dog
09 March, 2008 11:07
the Q word, sitting down with hot food, fresh cup of tea, finally making a start on that file you have approximately five minutes to complete, saying 'nearly home time!'... all bad, all wrong.
09 March, 2008 15:43
Pc Rain is worth a whole operation support unit on a friday or saturday night and is also much perfered by the Custody sgt to deploying the whole operation support unit on a saturday night.
09 March, 2008 17:33
I've always been able to say "It's quiet, isn't it?" without it suddenly going mad. I don't know why (obviously!!).
Does anyone else know someone like this? I'm available for corporate functions and busy town centres any time!
09 March, 2008 18:36
This is a bit like Harry Potter when you can't say Voldermort. Doh.....
09 March, 2008 18:40
I try not to say "thieving pikey scumbags" on the radio.
There may be a Superintendant listening in on his way back from a meeting somewhere...
09 March, 2008 19:49
You're supposed to be stopping that sort of thing not causing it!
I hope you feel suitably ashamed of yourself.
10 March, 2008 01:22
Ah the Q-word - and there was me thinking you were an experienced copper Bloggs!
Enjoy the next two 18 hours shifts won't you?!
10 March, 2008 13:23
I recall tempting fate by uttering to my colleague at 2am one morning on a "q" set of nights ...
"It's not as if we will drive around this corner and trip over a burglar in the act"
No burglar however around the corner was a youth stood on a car bonnet kicking the windscreen through.
Not as rewarding as a burglar but a nice catch all the same!
10 March, 2008 15:08
PS, It isn't just the police they call it's the non-stats too. Interesting how we still seem to have the 'deserving' cases who get seen by the NHS psychiatric services whilst the undeserving end up in our and your laps. Oh and A+E or the ambulance.
10 March, 2008 15:35
slightly OT but I find after a Friday curry,theres always a dead body.
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