Bloggs' Glossary:
It isn't just police investigations which the media report on in a confusing manner. We all see daily accounts of court cases in the papers, but what is really going on when the reporter refers to glitches or unusual decisions? Here are some straight-talking definitions to assist my reader in deciphering them:
"Due to a problem with expert evidence..."
The doctor/scientist took six months to send through their statement.
"The defendant is pleading not guilty on the grounds of..."
The defendant has a good lawyer.
"A prosecution is not in the public interest."
It's a bit complicated, the CPS can't be arsed and everyone is hoping he'll never do it again.
"A man has been jailed for..."
A man has pleaded guilty to...
"A man has been bailed..."
A man has fled the country.
"A woman has been acquitted."
We couldn't prove it.
"A teacher has been acquitted."
The prosecution was brought to keep the family quiet and they all still think he did it anyway.
No need to thank me.
"Due to a problem with expert evidence..."
The doctor/scientist took six months to send through their statement.
"The defendant is pleading not guilty on the grounds of..."
The defendant has a good lawyer.
"A prosecution is not in the public interest."
It's a bit complicated, the CPS can't be arsed and everyone is hoping he'll never do it again.
"A man has been jailed for..."
A man has pleaded guilty to...
"A man has been bailed..."
A man has fled the country.
"A woman has been acquitted."
We couldn't prove it.
"A teacher has been acquitted."
The prosecution was brought to keep the family quiet and they all still think he did it anyway.
No need to thank me.
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posted by PC Bloggs at 20:53
7 Comments:
Excellent blogging PC Bloggs. Its at times like these that I am so thankful that I am a photojournalist and not a court reporter. I can travel the world, europe, and Scunthorpe, in search of riveting material, waiting patiently for the cream to come to the top without having to worry about being politically correct. But who else among us thinks that current reportage is either being conducted ‘with arms tied behind back’ or by people whose grasp of ‘The Queens’ is sadly stuffed? I have recent blogged on that one at:
http://whispersandrants.blogspot.com/2007/04/local-radio-newsreaders-are-turning.html
12 April, 2007 15:13
Have you seen this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=441033&in_page_id=1770&ito=newsnow (retiring copper/swiss army knife fiasco)....world still going mad really!!!!!
12 April, 2007 21:28
You forgot this one. A man has been given an absolute discharge on the grounds of the victim admitted he lied about it, as in the recent case with the millionaire coughing Ingram and his conviction for assault.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/6546257.stm
I suppose that an absolute discharge makes it OK.
12 April, 2007 21:57
I thought you might like this - it's in German, but I don't think you need to understand the language to see (and hear) what's going on. The female police officer is clearly more than just a bit annoyed:
http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?saf=1&videoid=MTYzNjkwfDU0MTg4OA%3D%3D
12 April, 2007 23:02
I like the "cops with CS ruin Hopscotch game". they were "also armed with handcuffs"
Well officers all carry these items, as a rule anyway. But hidden in this non event starlet of journalism, was the fact that police had actually been called to Criminal damage caused by youths. By a number of residents. OK so they found kids playing hopscotch... offered road safety advice and then left. But their slapper of a mum who was inside at the time wayching Trisha, whilst her toddlers were out playing with the traffic, saw a few extra fag and beer tokens in calling the press to tell of the Outrageously over the top behaviour of the bully boys in blue... society gets what it deserves.... what a mess this place will be when that happens!
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