How to Get A Ticket.
Following on from my item on speeding, here are the top ten remarks that will guarantee you a ticket, if that is your goal in life:
1. I pay your salary.
2. Haven't you got anything better to do?
3. I'm going to miss my flight now.
4. Please don't - I've already got 9 points.
5. I've got three babies in the back, don't let them see this.
6. My wife/child/aunt is dying in hospital!
7. Someone else was driving. He ran off that way.
8. While you're here, I'm being harassed by my neighbour.
9. I was too busy talking on my mobile phone and didn't notice the speed.
10. The accelerator was stuck on.
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posted by PC Bloggs at 13:20
12 Comments:
"Do you mind? I'm in a hurry."
and
"I need to use a bathroom RIGHT NOW! If I pee my pants it's all your fault." (said just after passing two open gas stations with working bathrooms)
are a couple of my favourites.
26 August, 2006 16:47
"I know (insert name of politician, judge or senior police officer)..."
26 August, 2006 18:16
How many times have I heard No 1?
26 August, 2006 18:57
"Haven't I seen you at the local Masonic Lodge?" often seems to work where I am (except for me who is a dedicated member of the Antedeluvian Order of Buffaloes).
26 August, 2006 23:14
I had some foreigner say "You want lose job? My uncle high up latvian police, you lose job"
Have a nice day
27 August, 2006 11:13
I like the google ad displayed with this post "Speeding Tickets Deleted
Legal Methods to Ensure that your speed tickets are all cancelled"
28 August, 2006 11:45
Hey Gooooogle Ads does work!
28 August, 2006 15:04
The bloke said (even though I was only going to give him "words of advice", ie a good telling off, for cycling on the footway), "Fine, write me a ticket then - I'll show it to my boyfriend the judge".
a) the gay card doesn't work on gay officers, and
b) for trying to exert undue influence he was always on a loser
c) I really hoped this one would go to court as I wrote down his little threat and was happy imagining how unimpressed the magistrate would have been to hear their name being dropped by this stroppy queen!
29 August, 2006 19:11
Don't you know who I am? was always a favourite
of mine. It worked every time and made going to work that day such a pleasure.
A bit off post but I enjoyed it on another occasion having dealt with a particularly horrid individual I escorted him from custody to the front office so he could leave the station. In front of a large number of people waiting to produce docs he demanded in a loud voice, 'Call me a taxi!' not wanting to miss the opportunity I enquired very politly, 'Are you sure you want me to call you a taxi sir?' He fell for it and again demanded that I did, so I obliged. Fortunately several members of the public were more than happy to inform the Duty Inspector after the man had complained that I had simply done as he had asked and complimented me on my making their day. Made mine as well.
31 August, 2006 20:25
Any, err, hints on how to *not* get a ticket?
So far I've got: Don't get caught.
31 August, 2006 23:55
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