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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Chaaaarge!

It is now being recommended that we pay charges to drive on roads.

This is glorious news: I do not think that the innocent motorist can be targeted enough by government schemes. If people like myself will insist on wanting to rush everywhere, we must pay the price. For example, it would take me an hour and a half by rail to get to work instead of twelve minutes by car. If I finished late following an afternoon shift I might even have to walk home which would take two or more hours. That would teach me.

Other ways we could target motorists for their selfish ways of life are:
  • Introduce a set fee per person carried in each car. The more people who travel in these fume-beasts, the more psychological harm they are doing.
  • Install every car with a black box and video camera which will be downloaded automatically each week. They can then be fined for every minor error they make.
  • Produce a website which shows the location of every car in the country, its speed and course, to name and shame those drivers.
If anyone can think of any more suggestions as to how we can make motorists' lives a misery, let me know.

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11 Comments:

Blogger gonorr said...

charge drivers roadtax and not spend it on maintaining the roads?



D'oh!

They do that anyway.

Seemed like a good idea.

02 December, 2006 17:28

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep voting for Bliar?

02 December, 2006 19:37

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carry on like this and we'll have Poll Tax Riots II. It's f------ ridiculous.

That Squirrel & Grasshopper story is fantastic !

02 December, 2006 21:18

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People are being pushed to the edge, if there were no motorists in this country we would not have a tax policy.

I pay tax on fuel, higher than anywhere else in the world, I pay road tax which isn't spent on road repairs, and I am certainly not going to spend money on paying by the mile.

This government and the 'in their pocket' experts really need a good dose of reality. I can't see it ending up like the poll tax riots though because most of those that took part probably don't pay most of these taxes anyway. The poll tax was a fairer way of taxing people anyway - why should I pay more tax just because I live in a nicer house that your average chav?

02 December, 2006 22:32

 
Blogger ExtraSpecialCopper said...

Have car radios fixed to only recieve Radio 2

03 December, 2006 02:05

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Bloody Taken: Fantastic, Brilliant! And I didn't have to take any LSD. Says it all! I also agree with all the others. Except I'm of an age where I 'get' Radio 4 - even Woman's Hour, and especially 'The Archers' - so sorry 'extra special'. I don't know why we don't just all get chipNpinned. and start paying the moment we wake up and walk down to the station or bus stop. They've gone mad haven't they? I balme those creepy Milliband boys - don't know why - I just do! Why do our politicians, from all parties not listen to their constituents, why do they think they know better than us?

03 December, 2006 11:43

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I forgot to add, when they do bring it in - as they will - who'll pay? It won't be everyone will it?

03 December, 2006 11:45

 
Blogger Unknown said...

@all bloodytaken: beautiful grasshopper & squirrel story. Vivid Imagination!!

03 December, 2006 20:00

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the traveller community, the gypsy folk etc. Do you think they'll pay? maybe they'll be exempt on 'racial' grounds? Anyone heard any arguments/proposals 'around' this?

05 December, 2006 15:57

 
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